I want naked men!

I’m bored. I got some Army of Two achievements, baked a cake, cleaned up, almost finished my book, wanted to go for a walk but that was not really possible due to the pains, went for some food shopping regardless and tried at least to relax a little bit, but sitting there doing nothing has never been my kinda thing – besides even sitting hurts. DARN!

But then I decided to watch some of my XBL-marketpace downloads. It’s a lot of stuff already thanks to the bigger hard drive. And what did I stumble over? The trailer of „Dead or Alive xtreme 2″of course. It’s this game in which naked half naked girlies hop around with swinging boobs, I guess it’s about beach volleyball, somehow, farfetched. The male gamers even have the option to choose how intense the boob swinging should be (or was that back on the Dreamcast? Darn!!)…Well I didn’t download that obviously, but anyways….It’s nice to watch, but unfortunately I am a woman and I am not too susceptible to that kind of attractions. I have to do without such stuff…

But actually I have an idea:

Mr. Bleszinski! Would you please pay attention and create a feature in GOW2 or GOW3 at the latest which provides me with the opportunity to force the Gentlemen Fenix and Santiago to put off their clothes? I would love to see them waltzing through the bushes with naked behinds topless. PLEASE!!! Is this possible? Yes?  

 …I AM bored to death indeed…obviously…