Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage
to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off. And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help me always to give 100% at work…
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday
And help me to remember… When I’m having a really bad day
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!
Amen!
Thank God tomorrow is a holiday….
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DaveCube // April 30, 2008 um 6:06
Wanna battle?
I wanna hit some M.F.
I wanna blast some M.F.
I wanna kill some M.F.
but that makes me 2 2 just another M.F.
No muscle needed to make that face
- of stone
(dont take it too serious, but u were right, something went bad)
chiefjudy // April 30, 2008 um 6:12
Hope ya feel better soon
!
DaveCube // April 30, 2008 um 8:24
Naw, I aint that bad.
We try to learn from our mistakes and make it better.
Today I heard old Cure song “boys dont cry”, had to play it allover several times…..
in my new QASHQAI.
Like I said we are doin better now.
nice looooong weekend 2 all
chiefjudy // April 30, 2008 um 9:26
That’s good to hear indeed. And…CONGRATS on your new car
.
Nice long weekend to you, too
!
WieEhNa // Mai 1, 2008 um 10:59
Hooray = Dave get his new QASHQAI !!!
I can see a smile on his Face
also a nice looooong weekend 2 all
PS. only 4 muscles to make the Finger goes up = it’s sooo easy !