A Prayer for the Stressed

Grant me the serenity
to accept the things I cannot change,
The courage
to change the things I cannot accept,
And the wisdom
to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on today,
as they may be connected to the ass I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me always to give 100% at work…
12% on Monday,
23% on Tuesday,
40% on Wednesday,
20% on Thursday
and 5% on Friday

And help me to remember… When I’m having a really bad day
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
it takes 42 muscles to frown,
28 to smile
and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen!

Thank God tomorrow is a holiday….

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5 Antworten zu A Prayer for the Stressed

  1. DaveCube schreibt:

    Wanna battle?

    I wanna hit some M.F.
    I wanna blast some M.F.
    I wanna kill some M.F.
    but that makes me 2 2 just another M.F.

    No muscle needed to make that face
    - of stone

    (dont take it too serious, but u were right, something went bad)

  2. chiefjudy schreibt:

    Hope ya feel better soon :( !

  3. DaveCube schreibt:

    Naw, I aint that bad.
    We try to learn from our mistakes and make it better.

    Today I heard old Cure song „boys dont cry“, had to play it allover several times…..
    in my new QASHQAI.

    Like I said we are doin better now.

    nice looooong weekend 2 all

  4. chiefjudy schreibt:

    That’s good to hear indeed. And…CONGRATS on your new car ;) .

    Nice long weekend to you, too :-D !

  5. WieEhNa schreibt:

    Hooray = Dave get his new QASHQAI !!!
    I can see a smile on his Face ;-)
    also a nice looooong weekend 2 all

    PS. only 4 muscles to make the Finger goes up = it’s sooo easy !

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